Lazy motherfucker giving thanks

I could never make it in the wrestling business. Hell, I can't even make it in the "blogging about low budget wrestling movie" business apparently. Ever since the holidays I seem to be stuck in first gear. I've been watching some flicks, but not writing anything.

I haven't even given thanks for some cool little awards and gifts from fellow podcast-world peoples.

So here we go - here is my thanks for all the cool stuff I've gotten from e-friends lately

The lovely Dylan and lovely Christine at Paracinema Magazine sent me an awesome t-shirt from Last Exit to Nowhere. From one of my favorite films, it's a Shawshank Redemption inspired shirt! I wear this thing to work at the movie theater all the time! The bottom quote is "Put your trust in the Lord"

As Warden Norton said: "I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank."

I whipped up this silly little mock cover as a thanks to them for the gift and for their spectacular genre film magazine. I should have thanked you both long ago (outside of a Twitter quickie that is)

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Next up I wanted to give a thank you to Brian from the Gentlemen's Guide to Midnite Cinema Secret Santa exchange. Brian sent me a cool card he made, some candy, and a kick ass book about sweet staches! It's called Sweet 'Stache: 50 Badass Mustaches and the Faces Who Sport Them  by Jon Chattman and Rich Tarantino

I'm not sure if Brian knows I sport a stache myself, but I'm just going to assume so because I'm an egomaniac.

For those of you that don't know already, I am working slowly but surely on a handlebar mustache as I type this! OMG it's growing right now!

That's right... bring it back to me.

It's all about me.

Thank you, Brian. I wish I knew of something I could plug for you here. (that's what he said?)

I could net you 7 new readers/listeners/viewers! Yes, I'm that big.

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AAAAAND.... I received a couple blog awards from two awesome bloggers themselves. I'm such a novice when it comes to this, that I need to do a little research on how the fuck to even post their awards on here.

Emily from The Deadly Doll's House of Horror Nonsense hath bestowed upon me the Kreativ Blogger award! Whoever named this one must use the same dictionary I do!

So not only am I lazy with updating my own shit, but SURPRISE! I am lazy with reading others' blogs as well. But I can honestly say that Emily's reviews and such are something I still keep up with in my many many many downtimes. I love the Lessons Learned. I should totally steal that shit.

So thank you, madame for this flowery little badge. I will print it out on cheap paper and smother a puppy with it!

The other award is from the super sexxxy Mattsuzaka from Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. It is the Fantastically Frightening award with some sweet skeleton hands and some sweeter bombs that make me wish I was some sweet skeleton hands.

While my blog has certainly not been frightening for quite some time now, (unless you count the base level writing and the sub par quality of the films I review), Matt giving me fondled tits and saying I make him pee a little makes brings it all into perspective.

I'm not sure what that perspective is, but it's a little blurry and it makes my crotch itch.

Matt is an updating machine and is one of the other few blogs I keep regular on at all times. You should certainly check it out as well. Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party and the Horror Hangover are fucking inspired!

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So there you have it. It has nothing to do with wrestling, but I wrote something, dammit!

Thanks again to you all