Showing posts with label Personal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Personal. Show all posts

Sunday, March 13, 2011

VHS Finds IV


Firewalker

I typically don't buy VHS copies of films that have been released on DVD, but this cover just caught me at the right time. Plus, it's some shit I'd never drop coin for on DVD.

Wasting some time at a used bookstore the other day before work, I first saw the Cannon Pictures logo, then the MEDIA logo as I turn to the front.

Add in Mr. Norris and Mr. Gossett, and I'm sold. I'm sure it's a total ripoff of Indiana Jones, but I thought more of the old Stuart Whitman film Treasure of the Amazon that I reviewed here back in October 2009. Should be fun even if lame.

I really should hook up my VCR soon.

Little fun things like that in my personal life have become about as rare as my blog posts.

Saturday, February 26, 2011

I need this on a t-shirt.... now

Saw this from deviantART user ~vshen (http://vshen.deviantart.com/) while googling for Bolo Yeung photos. I would love to have it on a shirt

Friday, August 13, 2010

Film Geek's Most Wanted List

I'm putting the call out there. I'm curious to see what people (including film geeks themselves)
thinks are the must-see films for self-proclaimed celluloid nerd.

Exploitation

Classics

Art-house

Obvious choices

What do you, loyal readers, think that a film enthusiast must see to represent the title properly?

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Countdownsploitation

Got a couple films in my personal queue coming up that are in a sense a countdown in the way they are titled. So  my anal side (my ass?) thought it would be fun to make a little series of it and review a few films that are numbered sequentially. I've never seen any of them, so we'll go on the journey together.

First review will be Five Dolls for an August Moon with the lovely Edwige Fenech, directed by Mario Bava.

Any guesses what will follow?

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Monday, April 12, 2010

Actionfest here I come

Haven't posted a whole lot lately because really I haven't watched much. I was preparing a post comparing Stan Hansen's appearance in No Holds Barred to Terry Funk's appearance in Road House... but just not really feeling inspired.

Thought about writing a review of Road House (finally watched it)... but again...

I've watched a few flicks lately, but I've just been that particular type of bored that one becomes from time to time where the thought of every single thing to do sounds boring as well or just would take too much effort

BUT....

This weekend I am driving up to the mountains of North Carolina... to Asheville... to attend the world's FIRST action movie film festival!

I'm totally slumming it... staying in a hostel and eating peanut butter sandwiches out of my car... I'll probably have the shits for days.... but I'm looking forward to cramming as much over the top action I can into the 3+ days of the festival.


I'm not sure that I will be taking along a laptop, but I will try my best to take some photos and give at least a few blog updates with my cell phone. Looks to be a fun time... maybe I'll find that inspiration to get off my ass finally.

The fucking 4 hour or so drive there is already hurting my brain though.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Cunt Smasher

I swear I watch this video at least once a week





I think he would have made a good villain on Fist of the North Star

Monday, March 1, 2010

Stache update

I've long since abandoned the Nerostache and decided to go with an old-timey circus strongman look

Here's a photo from Christmas at my parents

Monday, January 18, 2010

Lazy motherfucker giving thanks

I could never make it in the wrestling business. Hell, I can't even make it in the "blogging about low budget wrestling movie" business apparently. Ever since the holidays I seem to be stuck in first gear. I've been watching some flicks, but not writing anything.

I haven't even given thanks for some cool little awards and gifts from fellow podcast-world peoples.

So here we go - here is my thanks for all the cool stuff I've gotten from e-friends lately


The lovely Dylan and lovely Christine at Paracinema Magazine sent me an awesome t-shirt from Last Exit to Nowhere. From one of my favorite films, it's a Shawshank Redemption inspired shirt! I wear this thing to work at the movie theater all the time! The bottom quote is "Put your trust in the Lord"

As Warden Norton said: "I believe in two things: discipline and the Bible. Here you'll receive both. Put your trust in the Lord; your ass belongs to me. Welcome to Shawshank."

I whipped up this silly little mock cover as a thanks to them for the gift and for their spectacular genre film magazine. I should have thanked you both long ago (outside of a Twitter quickie that is)









Next up I wanted to give a thank you to Brian from the Gentlemen's Guide to Midnite Cinema Secret Santa exchange. Brian sent me a cool card he made, some candy, and a kick ass book about sweet staches! It's called Sweet 'Stache: 50 Badass Mustaches and the Faces Who Sport Them  by Jon Chattman and Rich Tarantino

I'm not sure if Brian knows I sport a stache myself, but I'm just going to assume so because I'm an egomaniac.

For those of you that don't know already, I am working slowly but surely on a handlebar mustache as I type this! OMG it's growing right now!

That's right... bring it back to me.

It's all about me.



Thank you, Brian. I wish I knew of something I could plug for you here. (that's what he said?)

I could net you 7 new readers/listeners/viewers! Yes, I'm that big.





AAAAAND.... I received a couple blog awards from two awesome bloggers themselves. I'm such a novice when it comes to this, that I need to do a little research on how the fuck to even post their awards on here.

Emily from The Deadly Doll's House of Horror Nonsense hath bestowed upon me the Kreativ Blogger award! Whoever named this one must use the same dictionary I do!

So not only am I lazy with updating my own shit, but SURPRISE! I am lazy with reading others' blogs as well. But I can honestly say that Emily's reviews and such are something I still keep up with in my many many many downtimes. I love the Lessons Learned. I should totally steal that shit.

So thank you, madame for this flowery little badge. I will print it out on cheap paper and smother a puppy with it!

The other award is from the super sexxxy Mattsuzaka from Chuck Norris Ate My Baby. It is the Fantastically Frightening award with some sweet skeleton hands and some sweeter bombs that make me wish I was some sweet skeleton hands.

While my blog has certainly not been frightening for quite some time now, (unless you count the base level writing and the sub par quality of the films I review), Matt giving me fondled tits and saying I make him pee a little makes brings it all into perspective.

I'm not sure what that perspective is, but it's a little blurry and it makes my crotch itch.

Matt is an updating machine and is one of the other few blogs I keep regular on at all times. You should certainly check it out as well. Freddy's Friday Night Dance Party and the Horror Hangover are fucking inspired!






So there you have it. It has nothing to do with wrestling, but I wrote something, dammit!

Thanks again to you all

Monday, November 9, 2009

Time to get back to it

I know you missed me all my babies!

I'll admit, I stretched myself pretty thin there trying to fill in everything I set for myself in Mexploitation Month. I hope everyone enjoyed the reviews, but know that some of those films were a struggle! That was probably more due to the fact that I was watching them daily.

Anyway, I do love a good theme, so I have decided to review a few films this month with an actor I have only discovered this year and have really grown to like from the few roles I've seen him in.



Mr. Song Kang-ho

Without actively searching him out, in recent months I have seen three films which he starred in, and have several more that he appears in to some degree in my ever-growing to-watch pile.

What better time to watch them than the present, yes?

All of them are Korean, and seem great. I'm obviously not going to be reviewing nearly a film a day as with Mexploitation Month, but let's see where this much abbreviated journey takes us.

Enjoy Kang-ho Month!


Thursday, October 15, 2009

Kinda almost maybe review of PARANORMAL ACTIVITY



You may have heard about this big-little film by now called Paranormal Activity that is inching its way across the United States leaving some apparently impressed viewers in its wake. I know I was with two of them this evening. The film was shot/produced/distributed on a bare bones budget, and it is almost virally becoming very popular. Word of mouth seems to be going a long way with this movie.

But I guess I am here to try to explain why the film did not do much for me at all. And maybe I'm trying to sort it all out for myself as well.

My relationship with Paranormal Activity is a very short, love/hate one. Less love and more "hey that was kinda cool"... and less hate and more indifference to maybe a little dislike. Most of the negative here really isn't even technical.

I will be the first to admit that when it comes to new films (despite this one being made in 2007 evidently), I have not been keeping up very well. I'm pretty ignorant to trailers and hype lately unless someone sits me down and points my nose in the right direction. Look at my blog this month and you'll see where most of my movie-attentions have been targeted for quite some time.

As with Trick r' Treat, It wasn't until the past couple weeks I think that I even heard about this. So when my wife came to me excited about the film last week, and we decided to see it tonight with a friend, I was going in not really knowing what to expect. The rumblings I had heard were that it was really good or something, that it was hardly distributed or something, and that it had no budget... or something.

Oh, and that it was filmed largely first person with a hand-held camera.

F
U
C
K

Herein lies my first issue with the film.

But let's get the good stuff out of the way first. While the presentation is not the most unique by this time in the horror-timeline, I think it was one of if not the best way to handle the film. A slick movie about a similar subject would just be another haunting story, and those seem to be a dime a dozen. This realistic representation of the subject matter does an OK job at making you part of this couple's struggles with this entity in their home.



Another thing I thought was impressive was the way the special effects were handled. The fuzzy camera, especially at night, goes a long way to mask any flaws that may have arisen in any CG (there does not seem to be much, and the actual physical effects play well also. There were a couple genuinely creepy elements in there that were impressive.

But then there were the things that did not work for me. I won't really go in depth with technical problems I had... or the "genre questions" you really aren't supposed to ask (Why doesn't she just do this?), but some acting took me out of the story at times, as did some decisions and coincidences that probably didn't need to be there in the first place.




My large issues with the film (FINALLY) were purely personal.

The first person hand held camera thing for me does not work because I get very motion sick. VERY. I spent big chunks of this movie with my eyes squinted or even closed to avoid getting ill. I have never even seen Blair Witch for this reason. It took me two days to finish Cloverfield. I know this is not exactly a fair criticism of the film, and I realize that it probably kills what shred of credibility I even bring to a review, but unfortunately this is the case for me. I wish there was a way to portray the sense of immersion such a filming technique can provide without actually USING that filming technique.

My other personal issue was that I did not buy this movie in any way. Some people will, and people obviously do... the two people with me did. But I felt no connection with the plight of these characters nor did I believe anything that was going on. That is not exactly fair as it is a movie, but there is something I can compare it to because the presentation is similar.

[REC]

I loved [REC], and I had to suspend belief for it. At times it was over the top, and I felt a true sense of tension at some of the craziness going on. Granted it is not a haunting story, but it is also told immersively in first-person and hand held. (I guess I benefited from watching this one on a smaller screen.)

What [REC] did for me differently was keeping my tension high. I doubt anything like the events in [REC] could ever happen, but even if they could, that is not what I take from the film. That's not how I enjoy horror films. The realistic elements of it are mixed with gore and jump-scares and moments where you really aren't sure what is going to happen to the characters and it eats you alive. Feeling like it could happen to me is not why I like the supernatural horror films that I do.

I felt like Paranormal Activity almost requires this of its viewers. Because it is presented near-documentary style band is at the same time subtle in it's tension, a viewer who feels that maybe later when they go home this same thing might happen to them will be affected as the film makers intended. Paranormal Activity covers a subject I am not frightened by, I do not believe, nor am I all that interested in. (I know, I know... why did I even see it?)

For a subject like the one covered in this film, I guess I'm a bit of a simpleton. Maybe I need the GOTCHA scares? Maybe a slicker presentation for a haunting story is what it takes for me. With what affects me and what does not, a ghost/haunting story needs to be fun. Paranormal Activity is not fun.

As Levar Burton would say, don't take my word for it. By all means, go see it! It probably deserves your money. Go jump and gasp and pee your pants.

I'll stick with Poltergeist.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

RIP Captain Lou


I've just heard Captain Lou Albano has died this morning in hospice at the age of 76. He wrestled some, but was best known as being a loud mouthed manager. And a damn entertaining one at that.

Fans of WWF wrestling in the 1980s surely remember him.





You may also remember him from the Cindy Lauper video for Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdAYDL8CJy8

Or as Mario in the Super Mario Bros Super Show! Check out those moves





You'll be missed, Captain.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Stache Battle: Round 2

So a few weeks ago, I started the stache battle with a mustachioed idol Mr. Franco Nero




VS.


Well, no one commented or said anything, but I'm still gonna update it anyway! So fuck you in your stinkholes!

Oh I can't stay mad at you for long! MWAH!

The Loaf has made a great comeback! I took this photo today after an extended and stressful grooming!

Behold the Nerostache!




















I could really only hope for a draw in this fight, but I think I'm getting the shape down pretty well. I left a little too much of the hogan hang over on the sides. I'll have to trim that up.

Until next time, Mr. Nero!




Thursday, October 1, 2009

Mexploitation Madness!

This year I have decided to dress up for Halloween (something I rarely do) as a luchador, complete with a nice mask, a suit and an old red briefcase I will use to carry spare masks in!


I'm already practicing being scary!



In honor of one of my go-to genres of film and pro-wrestling, lucha libre...

...inspired by my amazing choice in costume this year (ahem) and the luchador tattoo I have on my chest - designed by yours truly to resemble my own face (yep, I'm that vain)...

...because this month leads right up to El Dia De Los Muertos on November 1 and 2, a celebration both my wife and I have had long term fascinations with (at the very least the aesthetic of it all...

...because Mexican culture in general has been a great interest of mine for many many years...

...and well, fuck, because I just have an itching to watch some trashy Mexican cinema.....

I declare October MEXPLOITATION MONTH on Assorted Loaf.

Get excited

OK, are you done?

I hope it's not a stupid decision for me to jump into another theme once again, but I had a blast digging into Castellari's films last month, and while this will certainly not be as in-depth, it is not a region of film I am all that familiar with.

Obviously I will have a couple, maybe even a handful of lucha films, but I hope to cover a wide variety, but keeping it with the theme of my reviews here lately.

You know, culty trashy, fun.

Here's a peek at some stuff I may be checking out and reviewing in the near future. This is gonna be fun!









Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Castellari Month comes to a close


I had a lot of fun this month skimming the Enzo G. Castellari catalog, and I feel like I learned quite a bit at least about his style and his passion for film making. I hope you loyal 3 or so readers enjoyed my reviews. Please feel free to comment anywhere, make some suggestions, tell me why I am wrong.


Castellari may not be the most original storyteller and director of all time, but like some of the great film makers, he has a passion for what he does that is evident in hearing him speak, and a reverence for all of the source material that he likes to pull from. An obviously well-read guy, he is proud of his work, and rightfully so.

Although I believe Mr. Castellari and I may differ on some philosophical things, namely the role of violence in culture, I respect him even more after seeing his wide variety of stories this month. He puts himself into his work, films that many may overlook as just popcorn movie time, and enjoys doing so... and it shows.

The films I watched were technically well done and a lot of fun for the most part. There's a ton more I would love to still see that I have not already. Some look great, some maybe not so great, but still fun regardless...

Day of the Cobra
Shark Hunter
Heroin Busters
Eagles Over London
Tedeum
The Big Racket

Yeah, there's a lot.

I've found in Castellari's work a heightened respect and admiration of Franco Nero as an actor as well. I was already a fan, but seeing what I have now and Nero's range... and hearing about his relationship with Castellari and how Castellari is so fond of him... it made me all the more interested in his work. I'll surely be checking out more of him as well.

So there you have it! I probably could have crammed a few more flicks in there, but all fantastic things must come to an end.

Check out all his credits on his IMDB page

And his official website

Thursday, September 10, 2009

And just to show...

...that I can leave that critical eye at the door and enjoy things for what they are...


I plan on watching

(and enjoying!)

this little beauty very soon!

Saturday, September 5, 2009

STACHE BATTLE

Big Willy from The Gentlemen's Guide to Midnite Cinema inspired this battle some true heavyweights.


In this corner, wearing the three piece suit and half a can of Consort hairspray for men...
legendary stache and all around genre-deity
FRANCOOOOO NEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!









And in this corner, dressed in a Sears jacket, Bugle Boy Jeans, and glasses taken from recycled television screens.....
The Beast from 1987......
LITTLE LOOOOOOOOOAF!




Who will possibly prevail in this epic battle?

Monday, January 26, 2009

Sweet sweet mail day

I definitely wasn't expecting so much fun in one day! And you, the lucky reader, gets to mobile blog read along with me!

Envelope and little box contained lots of inexpensive D&D miniatures. Yes...i'm a nerd. Trying to match up some minis to new 4e characters is fun. Air genassi swordmage coming up!

The medium box was a sweet buy from another member of skullbrain.org. First the deliciously cheap Marusan Satan Beetle. Fun!

Then a completely transparent Medicom (?) Sharkman suit that should go nicely on my KWII clear cyborg.

The nerd continues.

The final big box is from everyone's favorite...Celga! Since I had this one shipped via SAL instead of the very prompt EMS, I actually forgot about it. So it was like Santa just walked in with this one!

It contains the set of Marusan originals that I wrote about a few weeks ago. I'm stoked about the clear, beer bellied Ultraman ripoff in particular. (He's at the top right)

Great mail day!

Friday, January 23, 2009

Mobile fun with DxSxH Stag Beetle

I love getting packages at work, and I think this may be my first one ever from Singapore!

Opened up the box to find the Darkside Heroes Stag Beetle suit on top and a nice clean black Obitsu body hiding underneath.

I'm quite impressed how well all the parts fit on the Obitsu. Legs, arms, and inner head are all nice and snug.

I just can't get the damn beetle antlers into the tiny holes in the side of the helmet.

Hairdryer time!

I'll have to post some better photos once I get off my lazy ass and fix it.